Friday, May 2, 2008

Port Awesome Debates: Sinbad is Our Constant

Scene:

Gathered for LOSTmas, the happy denizens of Port Awesome set about mocking the commercials standing between them and Hot Island Action. As is customary, commercials are muted, and an ad for Made of Honor comes on screen.

Mary Mayweather: My Gog, that's going to be terrible. But, Kadeem Hardison is in it. He's awesome.

Justin: Who?

MM: Kadeem Hardison!

MM and LOTI, at the same time: He was on A Different World! (Pause, stare at each other, turn back to Justin)

MM and LOTI, at the same time: He played Dwayne Wayne! (turn and stare again)

MM: Get out of my head, man!

LOTI: Ooh, plus Sinbad was on Different World.

Justin: Sinbad is our Constant.

MM: Aw!! Worst Constant Ever.


Sinbad will unstick you in time with his moustache.

1 comments:

Justin said...

For the record, I know who Kadeem Hardison is, I just needed confirmation. This is honestly the second Dwayne Wayne reference i've dropped the ball in as many months. I feel like I need to rent the Different World DVD's to get myself familiar with it again.